Oh. Hi. You clicked that link up there, huh? Well…poop. I’m not exactly sure what content you were expecting to see but I’m willing to bet cold hard American dollars it wasn’t this. Sorry to disappoint. You should probably just go back to the Work or About sections. Your call. I’m not one to tell people what to do. However, I don’t want you to leave this website thinking I’m some writer who can’t deliver and leaves his audience disappointed. You know what? Screw it. If you’ve read this far into a rambling block of text, I’m not going to leave you hanging like that. Blast me an email at rdurrty@gmail.com with the subject line: “I Read The Thing” and I’ll reply with something totally not disappointing—hand to god. Maybe a drawing, or a picture, or a short story. Maybe a picture of a short story? That could be fun. Let’s see what happens. But also go back and check out my work.